A few things

Here are a few things that i bet you don't know (or maybe you do- i don't make the rules :P)

1. chinese etc. are yellow
- africans and so on are black
- english and americans etc. are white
- indians etc. are brown

2. twilight isn't that good!!!
i want you to read a really really really good book (city of bones, vampire acd. etc. digital fotress etc.)
and then re-read twilight...notice something
the story line is basic and the writing isn't that good
i like twilight, and was one of the people to read it before the huge "craze" but now that i look back
i swear, its total over-kill

3. robert patterson isn't that cute!!!
- robert patterson and kristen stewet (spelt wrong) shouldn't take lead roles, your GOOD when your second- and thats saying something!!!

4. although i'm not crazy about robert patt. i will have to say i'm sorry for him.
COME ON!!!
he can't even show his face in public without being chased by either the papparizzi or wild, crazed teenagers
like come on. Imagine a whole group of, loud mouth, screaming, running, arms flying, crazy teenagers come running after you!!!
i would be like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

5. i was told once ages ago that every boy had to own at least one pink shirt
god knows why, and i still don't know if it is still law
but ya never know
but come on... is it that if you don't own one you gay and if you own to many your gay???
how does that work???

6. what has the world come to when your sister has to spend 5 HOURS at a swimming club watching her sister swim!!!
now thats just sad!!!

7. apparently god is dead ( yes yes- my friends watch supernatural)

8. the causes of war:
90%: religion- funny how the main reason for peace is the one that breaks it
6%: the wanting of running out natural sources- water, coal etc.
4%: trivil things- you'll be surprised

9. imgine being a translater between two countries that you hate:

me and my friend choose america vs. china (we like china's art work, imgination, music, clothes, style etc.- but come on the government anyone? the smug? the killing? the war?)

anyway, this is kinda what we imgined to happen

america: so we have come here to put an end to this war
us (in chinese): sucked in idiot, we're winning this war!!
china: how dare you, take that back!
us: you son of a bitch, how dare you
america: i'm sorry, but isn't this for the best, its fun and all but think of the people- where already far in debt
us (chinese): never!!! now, take those ugly shoes your wearing out of my office and go back to your doomed country
china: how dare you insult my SHOES! thats it we declare war with you!!! and although i have called my troups, i will send them to your country by the thousand!!!
us: stuff your people, we asians are already taking over the world, you americans just don't know how to stop breeding. you flithy things. I SPIT ON YOU!
america: thats it, who cares about debt, we going to kick your ass- stuff the people

ok, thats random

10. puberty sucks!
(but i guess you already know that


ok that was REALLY REALLY RANDOM
sorry if i offended anyone

the really do care!!!

i was off in Logan one night, a dinner party celebrating the daughter of one of my father's friends, and my mum had just got a new car.
Knowing that because the car parks were so small there was a good chance someone was going to hit us my mum made my dad park over the line of two car parks... thank god the car park was quite empty, with heaps of free parks.
But anyway, after the nice dinner at a diner with a awesome name, we came back to find someone had written us a note.
It read as the below...

LEARN HOW TO F-ing PARK
'heart' a concern citizen...

we found this highly amusing, and, although the person did not know the full story behind our outrageous parking, i found it very interesting that a random person off the street took the time to express their opinions to us... not many people do that now a days.

what has the world come to...

a few things you should know...

1. dolphins are smarter then you no matter what you think (if you think that is) and one day they will leave this earth when it is about to end saying they tried to warn us but now they are leaving, singing a merry tune that goes, 'so long, so long, so long and thanks for the fish!'

2. if you are about to loose your life think back on how good your life has been and how you regret nothing but if this is not the case, which it is more likely, and life has been cold and mean to you, think about how lucky you are that you don't have to saw a second longer on this horrible land!

3. the worst poetry ever written was on this earth

4. love- avoid at all costs (but i doubt many people follow that warning)

5. never forget your towel!!!

i totally want to call my to-be orangatang ranga hehehe

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

chip- muahahaha- so evil XD

ALLY- why the hell do i have a BATTLE STATION in my room!!!

remember guys- think of the homeless

oh god

OMG ITS MANBEAR-PIG!!! XD

oh mr. garrison, where did you go wrong!

ok this is kinda rude and most likely wont be as funny as it is as the audio but anyway- enjoy XD

ok, this is something I have on my laptop: sooo funny! XD

suck my balls!:

Mr. Garrison: ok children; let’s start the day with a few new math problems… what is 5 x 2?
Come on children, don’t be shy… just give it your best shot
Yes Cylied (spelt wrong)?
Cylied: 12?
Mr. G: ok, now let’s try and get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard!
Anyone? Come on, don’t be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison
Eric: (mimics kid)
Kyle: shut up fatboy!
Eric: hey! Don’t call me fat you f-ing jew!
Mr. G: Eric! Did you just say the ‘f’ word?
Eric: Jew?
Kyle: no, he’s talking about fuc*, you can’t say fuc* in school, you f-ing fatass!
Mr. G: Kyle!
Eric: why the Fuc* not?
Mr. G: Eric!
Stanley: dude you just said fuc* again!
Mr. G: Stanley!
Kenny: (random word that implies the ‘f’ word!)
Mr. G: Kenny!
Eric: what’s the big deal, it doesn’t hurt anybody! F-f-u-dey-f-f-f (you get the point)
Mr. G: Eric! How would you like to go see the school’s councillor!
Eric: how would you like to suck my balls!
(class gasps in shock!)
Mr. G: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Eric: oh, eh-ehem (stutters), I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was…
(whirling effect and a mircophone sounds, Eric coughing)
Eric (into a speacker): eh-hmm, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS...Mr. Garrison…!
Somebody random…: wow…

Cool hey… well I think it’s funny!