I'm batman

ok, this is from 'the big bang theory' (if thats how you spell it-chip)

‘What secret!?’
‘Mum smokes in the car…
‘What…?’
‘Jesus is ok with it, but don’t tell dad!’
‘Not that secret!’
‘I’m batman…!’
‘Ahhhh!’
‘I drank milk that tasted funny…’
‘WHAT SECRET!!!?’