A whole lot of bull

When will the world wake up and see that their whole life is a lie. We live in a world of of lies to sell and make money, to make us believe that we are safe, that the world will always be kind to us. We believe that war is a thing of the past, that right now we are only dealing with small battles, but does it make a difference that they aren't happing on our frontdoor step? People, Australians, are still dying out there in places that are so un-like how we live that its not funny. But why don't we see this sort of stuff on the news? Why don't we see the worlds true colours? Why?
But even though some of the countries right now like Australia are yet to have war on their shores we also have to face the fact that we are running out of natural resources such as water and it is predicted by the UN that by 2025 two thirds of the world will be under major stress conditions for water, and that peaceful arrguments will become violent outbreaks. Already places such as Canada are thinking about- or they have already done- putting a price on water. How can we put a price on something like the air we breathe?
Another problem is religion- i don't get it!
Why is the wanting of peace, of loving each others neighbours, of mother earth, the main source of bloody war that causes the loss of so many lives a year when its main force is to save them?
i don't get it.
Another thought- love.
My friend doesn't believe in true love much to my annoyence but i kinda get where she is comming from. Is it because we live in a socity that is so mucked up? That its just another day when we hear of another scandel, of cheating, of another un-happy ending for the golden couple. Books and movies have us believe that the cute guy will look at us, the normal girls, not the girl with the barbie figure and blonde hair. i don't think thats true. I believe its just an illusion. We are to believe that there is someone out there, just for us. But is that true?
Maybe. I myself believe that one day i might be able to find someone, that perfect yet un-perfect soul mate. But i have also come to terms that its an illusion, that i'm just like every other girl who believes the same thing. The thing that EVERYONE believes whether they like it or not.

Anyway, don't take what i'm saying seriously. Theres a good chance that what i have said is bull. That i'm just another teenager ranting and raving on about how crap life is, that i'm yet to see the world as an adult... but maybe thats what older people want us to think.
We have seen were it got gen. Y

but remember something- TV: aka. a idiot box to sell. Thats all your going to get on it.
SELL SELL SELL!

Anyway, have a great holiday
Chip

jesus was way cool/a religion of my ownXD

(chip)
Another thing I came up with my friend when I told her about the above…

Ok, you never know, Jesus might just be someone who was extremely awesome (just like me) in his time. And, some random people were like, ‘OH MY DONKEY!’ your sooo awesome! I’m going to like totally worship you.

So they did.

Then they asked who his father was, and he was like… well, my mother is a cheating bi-arch (see above) and my father is too much in love to notice. What’s a cool name I can make up… I know! Seeming my mother had an affair with three people; godric, oliver and david… why don’t i call him ‘god’.

And so God was created.

Then the awesome dude named Jesus got some really cool friends and he was like. Hmmm… you are my besites. Let’s give you guys an awesome name… then he was like dammm… in the future some really awesome-more-awesome-them-me-girl-who-calls-her-self-a-chipmunk (moi) has already taken ‘awesome chums’… hmm… I guess apostles will do.

And so the apostles were born.

Then, after quite awhile, Jesus got lots and lots of followers who followed him because he was pure awesome (like me) and he followed his mother’s cover-up story about the star and all and was like, shit, I could make a fortune out of this.

And so he did.

Then a quite a few years later... again… some bastards found out about his scam and got jealous about how awesome he was so they killed him…
Then he rose from the dead, did a little dance and went to heaven… like, that’s totally ‘way cool’
… The end

Lol

Pretty funny hey… ok ok ok, I’m sorry if I really offended people..
But remember, atheist!!!

I wonder if one day they will make a religion about me?
‘in the name of mother and the daughter and everything awesome…peace!’

I think it will work :P

It's all a cover up! (1st post)

Heyy guys, this is our first post and we thought we will go straight to the max with one of the most debated topics around- religion!
Not only does this religion take more lives than cancer, its also hypacritical and totally bull!
Please don't read the below if you will be offend, we repect the beliefs and values of those who believe in God or any other religion- its just the pure fact that some random bogan is sitting on comfy, fluffy coulds in paradise watching our world spiral into darkness and madness! No offence or anything!

Ok, we got this from my friend who got it from her friend (in Pommy land).
This is what basically happened (well, how we imagined it-most likely not though)

Friend: MS! MS! MS!
RE Teacher: yes?
F: I finally figured it out!
RE T: what did you figure out?
F: don’t you see, it’s all a cover up story…!
RE T: … what …?
F: its sooooooo obvious… Mary was TOTALLY cheating on Joseph
RE T: (stares at the girl as if she thinks she’s crazy)
F: Mary made all this bullshit up to cover her cheating because she didn’t want to tell Joseph how she got knocked up by some other bastard… don’t you see Ms? It’s so obvious!
The star, god, being a virgin… it’s a whole lot of bull!!!
RE T: (wondering how badly she failed the child)

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