ok this is kinda rude and most likely wont be as funny as it is as the audio but anyway- enjoy XD
ok, this is something I have on my laptop: sooo funny! XD
suck my balls!:
Mr. Garrison: ok children; let’s start the day with a few new math problems… what is 5 x 2?
Come on children, don’t be shy… just give it your best shot
Yes Cylied (spelt wrong)?
Mr. G: ok, now let’s try and get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard!
Anyone? Come on, don’t be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison
Eric: (mimics kid)
Kyle: shut up fatboy!
Eric: hey! Don’t call me fat you f-ing jew!
Mr. G: Eric! Did you just say the ‘f’ word?
Kyle: no, he’s talking about fuc*, you can’t say fuc* in school, you f-ing fatass!
Mr. G: Kyle!
Eric: why the Fuc* not?
Mr. G: Eric!
Stanley: dude you just said fuc* again!
Mr. G: Stanley!
Kenny: (random word that implies the ‘f’ word!)
Mr. G: Kenny!
Eric: what’s the big deal, it doesn’t hurt anybody! F-f-u-dey-f-f-f (you get the point)
Mr. G: Eric! How would you like to go see the school’s councillor!
Eric: how would you like to suck my balls!
(class gasps in shock!)
Mr. G: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Eric: oh, eh-ehem (stutters), I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was…
(whirling effect and a mircophone sounds, Eric coughing)
Eric (into a speacker): eh-hmm, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS...Mr. Garrison…!
Somebody random…: wow…
Cool hey… well I think it’s funny!